Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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