If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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