My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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