Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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