Non-Jews are for practice
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
All the doctor said was why
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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