their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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