who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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