You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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