what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
4 words: hood of his car
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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