So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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