Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I wish there were birth control emojis
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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