You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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