But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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