More tranny stories later!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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