Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.