Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!