Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i think i have two assholes
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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