wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
