i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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