I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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