one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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