This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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