fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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