honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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