That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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