Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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