he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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