Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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