Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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