I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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