thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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