White coat. Heels.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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