Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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