the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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