hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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