Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
that is very illegal...i love you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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