one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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