i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
