You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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