Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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