im drinking this country out of the recession.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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