five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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