Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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