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i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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