I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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