that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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