Who wears a wallet chain?!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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