Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
how drunk are you?
Several
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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