Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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