Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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