How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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