Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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