Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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