Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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