Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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