It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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